Jerky, Hillary Clinton, and Background Checks

Ron has really been coming through for me and the jerky business. Well, it's not quite a business yet. We're still trying to perfect the recipe and methodology. We got all the kitchen stuff we need, thanks to -- you guessed it -- Mr. Ron Freaking Montoya. The guy is good... I'll give him that much. He's resourceful, and he always comes through in the clutch. He's like Michael Jordan in the waning moments of Game 7. Calm, cool-headed, and collected. Anyway, we got the kitchen supplies cause Ron was able to use a background check service online to find this guy who sold kitchen supplies. Seems they don't just run background checks; they also help you dig up address and phone numbers. Aren't people searches just the best thing? Man. Other than that, I've just been trying to keep busy and keep entertained until we nail down the business plan. For example, I just found this hilarious Giant List of Hillary Clinton Facts. Kinda like the Chuck Norris facts that were going around the net like crazy a bit earlier. Funny stuff.