I Found Ron
Hey guys. Remember how I said I was finding old friends left and right last time? Well, I found my old buddy Ron Montoya using the great info at Find a Person. Ron was always a hustler back in high school. He'd always have money in his wallet, a chick on his arm, and wax in his mustache. A total guy who could get you tickets to a Laker's playoff game if your money was right. Ever seen "Fast Times at Ridgemont High"? Ron was kinda like Mike Damone except even MORE confident. It turns out that Ron is still hustling. We met up for some beers the other night, and the first thing he asked is "Dude, what's with the jerky?" See, I was still munching on the stuff. So Ron tries some and falls out of his chair. Loves it. We get a little drunk and Ron starts talking business. Says we could definitely make loads of cash with his charm and my jerky know-how. I'm a bit drunk so it sounds good to me. Anyway, we're meeting up again tonight. I'll see how this sounds sober. This'll be a good story either way, ya know? Just goes to show you that to find someone from your past can be very lucrative. Or if that doesn't work, you might look into finding a person to coach your life.